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Title: Post here to find out if you are retarded


Homes - November 21, 2008 06:15 AM (GMT)
Reply and I will post a well thought out response as to exactly what I think of you and whether or not you are retarded. Because I know you are all kept up to the wee hours of the morning wondering what I think of you.

Have fun!

EDIT: As the chance of this being locked seems high compared to most topics, here is a general rule: If you can't take a personal evaluation that includes your bad qualities, then don't reply.

Shooter55 - November 21, 2008 08:21 PM (GMT)
Kay

mew-too - November 21, 2008 08:24 PM (GMT)
yo sup

Christian - November 21, 2008 08:40 PM (GMT)
*posts*

Doctah - November 21, 2008 10:06 PM (GMT)
gogogo

BoyChameleon - November 21, 2008 11:02 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (mew-too @ Nov 21 2008, 03:24 PM)
yo sup

sup bff muc

once in a blue mew - November 21, 2008 11:10 PM (GMT)
Well, looks like this is a strange topic indeed. Because, what are we replying too? How are you determining if we're retarded or not? But I mean, if you want too, go ahead and count this as a post, but I'd like to know how exactly you're determining our mental problems or lack of.

Doctah - November 22, 2008 12:00 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (once in a blue mew @ Nov 21 2008, 06:10 PM)
Well, looks like this is a strange topic indeed. Because, what are we replying too? How are you determining if we're retarded or not? But I mean, if you want too, go ahead and count this as a post, but I'd like to know how exactly you're determining our mental problems or lack of.

retard

Lionheartf815 - November 22, 2008 01:02 AM (GMT)
This is what passes for a topic nowadays on Topia? *facedesk* I miss the old days.

mew-too - November 22, 2008 01:32 AM (GMT)
me too son
whered that darwin topic go

Homes - November 22, 2008 01:56 AM (GMT)
QUOTE
Well, looks like this is a strange topic indeed. Because, what are we replying too? How are you determining if we're retarded or not? But I mean, if you want too, go ahead and count this as a post, but I'd like to know how exactly you're determining our mental problems or lack of.

"Post here to find out if you are retarded" is just a more offensive way of saying "Post here to find out if you're stupid." This was originally a topic a friend of mine made at another forum and it was fun to read so I thought I'd do it myself. I also wanted to bring something interesting here as this board seems fairly desolate.

QUOTE (Shooter55)
Kay

You are not retarded. You seem to stay a little too close to the randomness board at NK64, which would initially make me think that you are retarded. However, upon seeing any of your posts outside of said board, they are usually intelligent and and have some sort of substance.

QUOTE (mew-too)
yo sup

You are not retarded, though the general populace of Topia seems to think the opposite. You are generally hilarious and I am convinced that you are probably the smartest person on the forum. Your topics are really the only thing I read on here besides the poll of the day.

QUOTE (Christian)
*posts*

ERROR! Sample size too small. I am not sure if you are retarded, but the fact that your signature says "Three Days Grace FTW!!!!" makes me lean towards yes.

QUOTE (Doctah)
gogogo

ERROR! Sample size too small. I have not really seen you post outside of poll of the day, which usually is just a "no" or "yes." Such posts kind of annoy me, but that doesn't necessarily make you retarded. Though it can help.

My internet is crapping in and out and at the chance it goes off for good, I'm going to post what I have.

QUOTE
This is what passes for a topic nowadays on Topia? *facedesk* I miss the old days.

As I said before, the reason I posted this was because this forum is relatively uninteresting. I'm tryin' to spice this place up. I don't know what the "old days" were like, but this is definitely better than half the shit I've seen here. Though just about anything is more interesting than topics consisting entirely for 4chan memes.

Nekolo - November 22, 2008 02:05 AM (GMT)
Hurrr... :custom5:
I really don't care for that Smilee face

I think this is a closer epic Smilee towards my thoughts here.
user posted image

Doctah - November 22, 2008 05:25 AM (GMT)
lol you got me

I don't really feel like putting much effort into answering the POTDs, and so yeah, that's pretty much right. I do post outside of that, but you haven't seen them I guess.

anyway homes ur a cool guy keep going mate

mew-too - November 22, 2008 05:26 AM (GMT)
thanks bro
that really touches my heart man

Homes - November 23, 2008 11:16 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (BoyChameleon)
sup bff muc

ERROR! Sample size to small. Seeing as there's no search feature its hard to determine whether or not you are retarded, but from the very few posts of yours that I have seen you do not seem measurably retarded. However, I will not jump to conclusions so fast.

QUOTE (once in a blue mew)
Well, looks like this is a strange topic indeed. Because, what are we replying too? How are you determining if we're retarded or not? But I mean, if you want too, go ahead and count this as a post, but I'd like to know how exactly you're determining our mental problems or lack of.

You are not retarded! This well thought out post proves to me so. Had it not been for it I would have rated you "not measurably retarded," but this posts reassures me that you have the ability to think coherent thoughts.

QUOTE (Lionheartf815)
This is what passes for a topic nowadays on Topia? *facedesk* I miss the old days.

You are not measurably retarded. The fact that your member title is "Kotomi-chan" combined with your numerous anime signatures makes me infer that you are probably an "otaku." These people usually piss me off, however, again, this does not necessarily make you retarded, but it can be a nail in the coffin in determining so.

mew-too - November 24, 2008 12:39 AM (GMT)
do me again!!!!

Demonater - November 24, 2008 12:45 AM (GMT)
*post* for fun

mew-too - November 24, 2008 12:48 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Demonater @ Nov 23 2008, 06:45 PM)
*post* for fun

LMAO misusing asterisks
read the guide son
itll get you places in life

DevilDude909 - November 24, 2008 12:50 AM (GMT)
Interesting topic, and I want to know if I'm retarded or not. But wouldn't asking someone if I'm retarded or not make me retarded? Or am I just crazy? So many things to wonder, so I'm leaving it up to you.

Damon - November 24, 2008 12:51 AM (GMT)
I am retarded, I went to Kansas City to get tested.

Christian - November 24, 2008 01:07 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Homes @ Nov 21 2008, 08:56 PM)


QUOTE (Christian)
*posts*

ERROR! Sample size too small. I am not sure if you are retarded, but the fact that your signature says "Three Days Grace FTW!!!!" makes me lean towards yes.


Lol its a band, but its not my topic its yours, so I guess im gonna have to agree with that. :oneup:

stienerperson - November 24, 2008 01:12 AM (GMT)
3 Days Grace is a band? They look like gay male bikers that just want to par-tay

Christian - November 24, 2008 01:15 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (stienerperson @ Nov 23 2008, 08:12 PM)
3 Days Grace is a band? They look like gay male bikers that just want to par-tay

Dont all rock bands looks like that lol, anyway we all have our opinions.

Homes - December 5, 2008 05:59 AM (GMT)
Because this forum is totally alive.

QUOTE (Nekolo)
Hurrr...  :custom5:
I really don't care for that Smilee face

I think this is a closer epic Smilee towards my thoughts here.
user posted image

You are not retarded. Although at first I thought you may be slightly retarded, you have proven to me that you have the capabilities to be an actual human being rather than a run of the mill meme poster.

QUOTE (mew-too)
do me again!!!!

You are not retarded and deserve to be unbanned from Nintenkingdom because this place is obviously dead.
QUOTE (demonator)

*post* for fun

You are measurably retarded, but I think everyone already knew that.

QUOTE (devildude900)

Interesting topic, and I want to know if I'm retarded or not. But wouldn't asking someone if I'm retarded or not make me retarded? Or am I just crazy? So many things to wonder, so I'm leaving it up to you.

ERROR! A retard profile of the same name already exists at a location "Nintenkingdom64."

QUOTE (Damon)
I am retarded, I went to Kansas City to get tested.

You are measurably retarded, but that's probably because you are 13 years old. Come back in three years for a reevaluation.

QUOTE (steinerperson)
3 Days Grace is a band? They look like gay male bikers that just want to par-tay

ERROR! Sample size too small. From what I can tell, you seem intelligent, however, looks can be very decieving.




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