Fun little topic I made off the top of my head. One person will post a "WHAT IF YOU COULD..." style question, while others post their responses to that. Feel free to squeeze in your question at any given time. Be as silly, or serious as you want.

SO.

What if you could turn invisible?

Walk into the girls locker room and fap.

What if you could have a penis and a vagina?

Then Friday nights have even more spice and kick to them.

What if you had power over time? (you know, slow time, speed up time, time travel, etc.)

I'd go forward in time to watch the latest series of House

There wouldn't be a single virgin left in the world as we know it.

What if you discovered a hidden treasure under your collection of used condoms?

I dunno, depends on the treasure ;D

What if you could be president?

I would try my best to create a nice, stable country.

What if you could fly?

Fucking canadians would get it now D:<

What if you could have your own anime?

Expect musicals involving panties, Kevin Spacey, and massive awesomeness.

It would be educational and would contain lots of chocolate.

WHAT IF YOUR NAME WAS JIM?!

Not to mention the generic angry black guy.

@ wolf: I'd kill myself.


What if you could have sex with Dubloh's mom?

Did that, done that. ;D

What if you could actually bring this thread to three pages?

That would be impossible. This place is deaded

What would you build on Mars if you took control of it?

A HD television so I can view rather scandalous pictures of your wabbit.

What if you could play a card game?

I'd Play Uno :D

What would you do if the internet asploded?

I'd proceed to cut my balls off since I'd have nothing else to use them for.

What if Canada never existed?

I would be happy because ice hockey is lame

What if incest was not frowned upon?

Depends, do I have hot sisters?

What if you had no more video games?

Then god forbid me doing something productive.

What if Sarah Palin and the Octomom join forces?

I don't even wanna think about that. That's hilarious.

What if you caught your girlfriend making out with another girl?

"Threesome, anybody?"

What if you actually had a girlfriend?

She would be a man

What if Mr T created a tea company?

British stereotypes would then become even more kickass.

What if you had a voice in your head named Steve that told you do rather kinky things?

Then my girlfriend wouldn't hate me as much.

What if pedobear appeared in your room fapping?

I would run the hell out of there and call the cops.

What if you had a Portal gun?

No bank or girls locker room would be safe! >:3

What if you could get a boner/put it off any time you want?

Who says I can't ;)

What if Iky gave you a lap dance?

He'd be pregnant by the time I'm done with him.

What if Shooter gave you a lap dance?

My life would be complete. ;)

What if you were DD? (No, DD, you don't count.)

What if the word lulz was added into the English dictionary?

Then that would be an awful case of the internet creeping into the real world, which should under NO CIRCUMSTANCES OCCUR.

What if the Shigster just... died?

I don't even know who that is.

What if you named your child after a Pokemon?

Then his name would be Blissey. I would put all his EVs into defense and hp, by throwing rocks at him while forcing him to drink HP sauce

What if North Korea's ultimate goal was to revive Charlie Chaplin?

It's Shigeru Miyamoto, idiot!

The Shigster sounds like a name given to some overrated porn star, tbqh.

ANYWAY.

Then we would be fucked.

What if Charlie Chaplain's ultimate goal was to revive North Korea?

Then all hope will be lost and I would kill a mermaid.

What if you could eat all the food you want?

Shit homie, I already do that. I got the duckets and the appetite.

What if you could beat Mike Tyson?

I would be a pretty strong man.

What if you could shoot laser beams?

I'd probably shoot myself in the foot before I could do anything badass.

What if Chuck Norris jokes were actually funny?